i used to do poetry and got mildly internet famous for it and wrote a book and published it

but then during my first poetry tour i realized i just liked standing in front of people and saying things that make them laugh

now i tell jokes and tweet and act

here’s me on a floor being cool

my book ‘the romantic’ is still available for purchase at http://ponchomart.tumblr.com

i can be reached for contact at rapper (at) rapdotcom (dot) com

that’s rapper (at) rapdotcom (dot) com. ask to book me because i’m extremely talented

i really thought that email address would be more memorable when i got it

i’m gonna buy a pomeranian and name it velveeta bloodfucker and teach it to open and drink 40 oz malt liquors